The Hate List

Here is the start of a list of things I hate about Russia.

1. Russian toilets - They are without a doubt the most disgusting toilets I have come across in my travels, closely rivalled only by raghead ones.

2. Russian toilet paper - Firstly it usually comes in a lime green color, and has the surface texture of 150 grit sandpaper, I kid you not!

3. Hand soap - Comes in very weird toxic waste colors and smells like cheap flowery perfume. It also strips any and all of the moisture content of the skin


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